"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Top 8 reasons Mrs. Spitzer should have known Eliot was cheating

1. While in the throes of passion, kept moaning his Mastercard number
2. Referred to his privates as the "stimulus package"
3. Mentioned that he kept running into Charlie Sheen.
4. Mysterious collection notices from "Pleasure Island"
5. Always humming theme song from Shaft in the shower
6. Traded in Ford Explorer for '72 Cadillac Fleetwood with curb feelers
7. Wore mink overcoat and hat in bed
8. Yellow crime scene tape in his pants

Also see: Eliot Spitzer croons his greatest hits!

6 comments:

Reliapundit said...

SPITZER IS ONE OF THE UGLIEST LOOKING AND SOUNDING GUYS YOU'LL EVER SEE OR HEAR.

HE MUST KNOW THAT.

AND BEING MEGA-RICH HIS WHOLE LIFE, HE MUST HAVE FIGURED ALL THE CHICKS IN HIS LIFE EVER REALLY WANTED WAS HIS MONEY - INCLUDING HIS CUTE WIFE.

IOW: HIS UGLINESS, WEALTH AND ARROGANCE MADE HIM THINK EVERY WOMAN WAS WHORE, AND OCCASIONALLY HE LIKED SOME WHO WERE YOUNG AND HOT.

ChenZhen said...

I'm not sure I can anything to this thread, other than mentioning that I was attracted to it for some reason. hmmm...I can't quite place it...

Oh yea...

no CAPS LOCK!

Reliapundit said...

do italics turn you off, too!?

jerk.

folks read too much into that stuff.

it's a facile way to make a totally superficial criticism against a post.

frankly: i like to use CAPS! because it pisses off assholes like you, chenzhenny

Reliapundit said...

TROLL.

ooops.

i mean troll.


asshole.
OOOPS.
i mean ASSHOLE.

Reliapundit said...

sEe hOw SILLY it IS.

ChenZhen said...

"jerk", "troll", "asshole"...SHOUTING

Ya know, I was reviewing the front page of this blog, and I can't for the life of me figure out why I'm the only outsider posting comments here.

I'm just drawing a blank.