IT'S 3AM, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR PRESIDENT IS?

• IN 1984, THE PHRASE WHICH CHANGED THE DYNAMIC OF THE RACE WAS "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

• THIS YEAR, THE PHRASE MIGHT VERY WELL BE THE ONE IN HILLARY'S ANTI-OBAMA AD: "WHO DO YOU WANT ANSWERING THE WHITE HOUSE PHONE AT 3AM?"

THE AD MIGHT WIN HILLARY THE NOMINATION, AND MCCAIN THE WHITE HOUSE.

HEH.

IT'S 3 A.M., DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT WILL BE?

MCCAIN. IN A BLOWOUT.