DANGEROUS SNOWSTORM STRIKES MIDWEST

AP:

A strong snowstorm that cut visibility nearly to zero in some places as it rolled across the Plains on Saturday caused numerous vehicle pileups and forced authorities to close portions of several major highways.

Dozens of vehicles were involved in a pileup on Interstate 29 in western Missouri, authorities said. Sections of some Oklahoma highways were closed because of whiteout conditions.

The Missouri State Highway Patrol said preliminary reports indicated 20 to 40 vehicles, including three tractor-trailer rigs, were involved in the early afternoon chain-reaction wreck on Interstate 29 at St. Joseph.

Multiple ambulances were sent to the scene but there was no immediate indication how many people were injured or if there were any fatalities. Heartland Regional Medical Center in St. Joseph said it was treating several people from the accident though none of the injuries appeared to be life-threatening.

YOU EITHER BELIEVE ONE OF TWO THINGS:

• "COLD IS WEATHER, AND HEAT IS CLIMATE CHANGE"

OR

• AGW = BS

ONLY ONE IS ACCURATE (OR FALSIFIABLE), THOUGH...