- GORE WON.
- MANKIND IS CAUSING THE PLANET TO GET CATASTROPHICALLY WARM.
- TAXES ARE TOO LOW. (NOT ON YOU, ON THE OTHER GUY RICHER THAN YOU!)
- WE'RE LOSING THE WAR.
- EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HATES AMERICA MORE THAN EVER.
- THERE'S A HEALTHCARE CRISIS IN AMERICA.
- HEALTHCARE IS BETTER OVERSEAS.
- KERRY WON.
- GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS CAN SOLVE ANY PROBLEM.
- ALL WARS ARE BAD AND CAN BE STOPPED BY NEGOTIATING.
- THE BRILLIANT BILL CLINTON'S PROVEN SEXUAL MISCONDUCT WAS NOTHING. THE IDIOT CLARENCE THOMAS'S UNPROVEN SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS HORRIBLE.
AND IT'S WHY ALL THEIR POLICY IDEAS ARE LOUSY: IF YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE REAL WORLD, THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH REAL SOLUTIONS.
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