"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

STEVE COLBERT CHANNELS FRANK RICH

NYTIMES: I Am an Op-Ed Columnist (And So Can You!)
By STEPHEN COLBERT

Surprised to see my byline here, aren’t you? I would be too, if I read The New York Times. But I don’t. So I’ll just have to take your word that this was published. Frankly, I prefer emoticons to the written word, and if you disagree :(

I’d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, she’s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:

Bad things are happening in countries you shouldn’t have to think about. It’s all George Bush’s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.

There. Now I’ve written Frank Rich’s column too.
FUNNY STUFF. AND IN A BI-PARTISAN WAY. RTWT.

1 comment:

juandos said...

I don't think Colbert would be really all that happy if he had a real grasp of the real Frank Rich:

Frank Rich's "Gestapo" Tactics

""Our humanity has been compromised by those who use Gestapo tactics in our war. The longer we stand idly by while they do so, the more we resemble those 'good Germans' who professed ignorance of their own Gestapo."