She wants us all to cut back on toilet paper. One square per visit to the loo.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
Eric at Classical Values has a round up and a vintage R. Crumb cartoon about anal hygine. Hilarious. And deep.
I used to think Sheryl was hot (despite our political differences). Now I'd be afraid of touching her with a ten foot pole. Or coming within smelling distance.
I suppose you could win her heart by telling her she didn't smell anything like you expected. Romance. It just isn't what it used to be.
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Reliapundit left a nice comment on my site when he read this post so I'm putting the post up here for your amusement or horror - depending. You can read his comment at: Power and Control.
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