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Saturday, January 20, 2007

HOW TO PREVENT ANY AND ALL PHONIES FROM BEING ELECTED PRESIDENT

I propose a constitutional amendment banning any and all persons otherwise qualified to become president from running or serving if they have ever had cosmetic surgery to their face. Like Kerry and Edwards and Hillary. And Pelosi.

I feel that if someone won't show their real face - its wrinkles and sags and warts - to the electorate, that then they don't have the basic honesty or guts to be a good president. (Coloring hair is okay, though.)

3 comments:

Dionne said...

LOL :-)!! Sounds good to me!

Pastorius said...

Sounds like you color your hair, Reliapundit.

;-)

Reliapundit said...

not yet. reagan did.