"ALL CAPS IN DEFENSE OF LIBERTY IS NO VICE."

Monday, July 24, 2006

MAYBE JOHN EDWARDS WILL DEFEND BLOOMBERG?

BLOOMBERG IS BEING SUED BY A GUN DEALER REPRESENTED BY BOB BARR. (HAT TIP INSTAPUNDIT.)

It would make a good match-up - for Bloomberg, the Nanny, er um I mean mayor of NYC. The churlish Barr would be no match for Pretty Boy Edwards - the son of a "poor millworker" - who would probably channel the spirit of poor innocent victim of gun violence*.

An
UNARMED victim, of course. Heh.

[*NOTE: "In one of Edwards' silver-tongued arguments to the jury on behalf of a girl born with cerebral palsy, he claimed he was channeling the unborn baby girl, Jennifer Campbell, who was speaking to the jurors through him..."]

More HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.

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