VIA NO PASARAN / UK TIMES ONLINE:
At least they still know how to make incredibly delicious stinky cheese. Too bad. Not eveyone loves stinky cheese.
(BAD PUN ALERT: The oenophiles like the USA; the "weeniephiles" like France.)
THIRTY years had passed since the Judgment of Paris, when French oenophiles received a red nose at the hands of American upstarts in a blind wine-tasting competition. But to the dismay of the French wine experts taking part in last night’s eagerly awaited rematch, Californian vintages have again trumped their Gallic counterparts.France is truly in decline. The French wine mystique is GONE. French fashion hasn't caused a stir - or led a trend - in DECADES. Their cars always sucked. Their movies need subtitles. The best novel written in French in the last four decades was written by a RUSSIAN! And their politicians are inept or corrupt. WHAT'S WORSE: the way things are going, they'll be a Muslim nation in 2 or 3 decades.
At least they still know how to make incredibly delicious stinky cheese. Too bad. Not eveyone loves stinky cheese.
(BAD PUN ALERT: The oenophiles like the USA; the "weeniephiles" like France.)
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