SEATTLE VS. PITTSBURGH.
WIFI vs. HI-FI'S. PHD'S vs. SUV'S. CAREERS vs. JOBS. LATTE vs. CUPPA JOE. WHITE WINE vs. BEER. FASHION vs. CLOTHES. PATINATED vs. RUSTY. GOURMET vs. KETCHUP. POTLATCH vs. POTLUCK. KANGOLS vs. HARDHATS. WHITE COLLAR vs. BLUE COLLAR. STARBUCKS vs. DUNKIN' DONUTS. PIKE PLACE MARKET vs. PRIMANTI'S. MULTI-CULTURALISTS vs. ETHNIC-AMERICANS. THE SPACE NEEDLE vs. THE DUQUESNE INCLINE. GRADUATE SCHOOL vs. THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. INDOOR ASTRO-TURF FIELD vs. OUTDOOR GRASS FIELD. THE GREAT NORTHWEST vs. PITTSBURGH; YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?! POLITICALLY CORRECT MASCOT vs. STEELERS; YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT!? E-MAIL vs. E-TSHIT.
UPDATE - from commenters (keep'em comin'!): wood vs. iron - toiletpaper vs sandpaper - grunge rock vs heavy metal; blue oxford vs. plaid flannel shirt - power nap vs. power drill; mp-3 vs. 8 track - wing tipped loafers vs. workboots; triple latte vs. three rivers stadium... power lunch vs. cheese steak sandwich
LOOKING AT THIS LIST, I THINK THE STEELERS WILL WIN.
WIFI vs. HI-FI'S. PHD'S vs. SUV'S. CAREERS vs. JOBS. LATTE vs. CUPPA JOE. WHITE WINE vs. BEER. FASHION vs. CLOTHES. PATINATED vs. RUSTY. GOURMET vs. KETCHUP. POTLATCH vs. POTLUCK. KANGOLS vs. HARDHATS. WHITE COLLAR vs. BLUE COLLAR. STARBUCKS vs. DUNKIN' DONUTS. PIKE PLACE MARKET vs. PRIMANTI'S. MULTI-CULTURALISTS vs. ETHNIC-AMERICANS. THE SPACE NEEDLE vs. THE DUQUESNE INCLINE. GRADUATE SCHOOL vs. THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. INDOOR ASTRO-TURF FIELD vs. OUTDOOR GRASS FIELD. THE GREAT NORTHWEST vs. PITTSBURGH; YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT?! POLITICALLY CORRECT MASCOT vs. STEELERS; YA GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT!? E-MAIL vs. E-TSHIT.
UPDATE - from commenters (keep'em comin'!): wood vs. iron - toiletpaper vs sandpaper - grunge rock vs heavy metal; blue oxford vs. plaid flannel shirt - power nap vs. power drill; mp-3 vs. 8 track - wing tipped loafers vs. workboots; triple latte vs. three rivers stadium... power lunch vs. cheese steak sandwich
LOOKING AT THIS LIST, I THINK THE STEELERS WILL WIN.
21 comments:
Nice list - send it to letterman...
if only "culture" mattered Pittsburgh would win...
but most of the players in Seattle come from...?
so basicly you boil it down to a culture war
apperently to you the educated man is worth less then the redneck.
how interesting.
sparty - sheesh: relax. it's just a humorous comparison of shallow stereotypes.
lewis & clark vs. lewis & clark
wood vs iron
wood vs. iron
toiletpaper vs sandpaper
grunge rock vs heavy metal
blue oxford vs. plaid flannel shirt
power nap vs. power drill
Reliapundit,
I'd rather spend time in Seattle anyday, and so, I would imagine, would you, considering you live in NY.
What are you, demagoguing?
Seattle is one of the most beautiful cities in the United States, and book stores and art galleries, and interesting people abound.
I dare you to move to Pittsburgh, Mr. N'Awlins.
:)
mp-3 vs. 8 track
pastorious vs. reliapundit
KY jelly vs. crobars
pasto -
i had a broad in pitssburgh, and visited her and the city many times.
i loved both.
pittsburgh is actually VERY VERY hi-tech.
and very beautiful.
the list is tongue and cheek.
(seattle is nice too - except that they're all commies dove appeasers.)
I understood that it was tongue in cheek, but I had to needle you anyway.
I didn't know Pittsburgh was beautiful. It has been many moons since I've been there. But, are you sure you weren't just seeing the reflection of Pittsburgh in her eyes?
;-)
wing tipped loafers vs. workboots
brains vs. hard work
triple latte vs. three rivers stadium
power lunch vs. cheese steak sandwich
STEELERS WIN!
Hasselbeh chokes on the trippple lattte
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