BUMPED: POLL: WHO ARE "THE FOUR HORSEWOMEN OF THE BARACKOLYPSE?

NEVER BEFORE HAVE SO MANY WOMEN 

EFFED UP THE COUNTRY IN SO FEW YEARS.

THEIR INDIVIDUAL RECORDS OF LIES, INCOMPETENCE, CORRUPTION, AND SEDITION ARE EACH OUTSTANDING AND TOGETHER THE DESTRUCTION THEY HAVE WREAKED ON OUR ONCE GREAT NATION HAS ALREADY BEEN UNPARALLELED.

SO, IT'S A HARD CHOICE, BUT YOU HAVE TO PICK ONLY FOUR.

WINNERS ANNOUNCED AT THE END OF THE WEEK.