WHAT IF YOU COMBINED ALL THE WORST POSITIONS OF THE GOP'S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?

WHAT IF YOU COMBINED ALL THE WORST POSITIONS OF THE GOP'S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES?

• NEWT'S MOONBASE AND HIS PELOSI COMMERCIAL AND HIS TOUR WITH AL SHARPTON AND HIS ATTACKS ON CAPITALISM...
• CAIN'S IDIOTIC 999 TAX PLAN AND HIS HISTORY OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT...
• SANTORUM'S INVASIVE ANTI-LIBERTARIAN AND PRO EARMARK POSITIONS AND HIS WAR ON PRIVACY
• HUNTSMAN'S MANDARIN
• RON PAUL'S FOREIGN POLICY
• AND MITT'S...

HMMM... UH-OH: HE HAS NO NUTTY IDEAS! NEVER MIND.