DUMBAMA CAN'T COUNT, EITHER!

LYNN SWEET:

GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS:

We actually got a great question on Twitter about 2008. It's from Gale Glover, and he asks, "If hope and change define the 2008 campaign, what two words are going to make-- are going to define 2012?"

PRESIDENT OBAMA:

I-- you know, I haven't quite boiled it down to a bumper sticker yet. But I think what'll-- define 2012 is-- you know, our vision for the future. That's three words. Four.

GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS:

It's five, actually.

ER, UM... LET'S SEE NOW:

57 STATES... SAID HIS WIFE'S NAME IS MICHAEL, DOESN'T KNOW HIS KIDS' AGES, CAN'T COUNT...

THIS MF IS DUMBER THAN A BAG OF BOULDERS.

HE SURE CAN LIE WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THOUGH!

FULL TRANSCRIPT OF BJ CLINTON'S FORMER CAMPAIGN MANAGER'S INTERVIEW WITH OUR IDIOT PRESIDENT HERE.