BREAKING NEWS: UH-OH: MUSLIM SHRINE BOMBED IN PAKISTAN: 7 KILLED; SCORES INJURED!

THIS WILL SURELY PISS-OFF THE MUSLIMS, RIGHT!?!? WE'D BETTER START APOLOGIZING AND RECONSIDER OUR BURQA BANS AND OUR OPPOSITION TO THE GROUND ZERO MOSQUE, NO!?

OH.

WAIT.

ER, UM... THE MUSLIM SHRINE WAS BOMBED BY OTHER MUSLIMS?!?!?!?!!?

NYTIMES:

Pakistan’s main port city of Karachi on Thursday evening, killing at least seven others and wounding 65, officials and rescue workers said.

Pakistani women mourn the death of a child killed in an attack on the shrine Sufi Saint Abdullah Shah Ghazi.

It was the first ever attack on the shrine, to the Sufi saint Abdullah Shah Ghazi, and appeared to be an effort by hard-line militants in Pakistan to strike at the heart of Sufism, the moderate, more flexible blend of Islam practiced by most Pakistanis.

NOT UNLIKE THE BOMBING OF THE GOLDEN MOSQUE BY OTHER MUSLIMS.

MUSLIMS HAVE KILLED MORE MUSLIMS THAN HAVE BEEN KILLED BY JEWS, CHRISTIANS AND HINDUS COMBINED.

IF ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE, THEN OBAMA IS A HASIDIC JEW.

EXIT QUESTION: GEE, I WONDER IF A KORAN GOT BURNT!? (LIKE I SHOULD GIVE A CRAP.)