QUESTION: WHAT IS HALF BLACK AND HALF WHITE, HAS BIG EARS AND HAS A TOUGH TIME WRITING?

ANSWER: BARACK OBAMA.

Here's rare home photo of Barry:


I think the fact that Obama is a lemur proves he was probably born in Africa...

I know it's stupid; it's just that there's something about that lemur's blank look - sorta like the teleprompter just broke and he doesn't know what to say...