ALL IS NOT LOST: OBAMA WINS GOLD MEDAL!!!!

BREAKING NEWS:

THIS JUST IN:
OBAMA WINS GOLD MEDAL FOR. . . INEPTNESS!

WITHOUT AN 8-1 SPENDING ADVANTAGE
AND ACORN STUFFING THE BALLOT,
OBAMA AIN'T SO INVINCIBLE.

NOPE.

RATHER, HE'S A BORE.

JUST YOUR AVERAGE AN EGOMANICAL, BORING ANTI-AMERICAN LEFTIST.

OKAY! HE'S AN ABOVE AVERAGE ANTI-AMERICAN LEFTIST!