His black half can be POTUS, his white VEEP.
His anti-NAFTA half can be VEEP and his pro can be POTUS.
His anti-gun half can be POTUS and his pro-gun half VEEP.
His anti Rev Wright half can be POTUS, and his pro-black theology half can be VEEP.
His pro-Israel half can be POTUS and his anti-Israel half can be VEEP.
AND SO ON:
Obama has been flip-flopping so much on so many issues this is the only pick which makes sense. It's the only ticket that covers ALL THE BASES and yet gives Obama the most loyal VEEP possible!
PRESIDENT FLIP, MEET VICE PRESIDENT FLOP
BONUS: Don't you have the feeling that deep down, Obama thinks that not only is he the best qualified person in the whole wide world to be POTUS, but that he feels he has more than enough experience and talent to fill both positions at the same time!I CAN HEAR HIM NOW: "I'M THE ONE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!"
"OBAMA-OBAMA 08!"
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