HILLARY CLINTON ARRIVES IN JAPAN?

AP: Ancient Mammoth Carcass Arrives in Japan

The frozen carcass of a 37,000-year-old baby mammoth unearthed this summer in Siberia arrived in Japan on Saturday for tests that researchers hope will shed new light on the internal structure of the ancient beasts, an official said.

The 4-foot gray-and-brown carcass arrived at Tokyo International Airport on Saturday afternoon, said Mitsuyoshi Uno, an official with the joint Russo-Japanese mammoth-study project that is overseeing the research.

Discovered in May by a reindeer herder in northern Siberia's remote Yamal-Nenets region, the frozen mammoth's trunk and eyes are virtually intact and it even has some fur, but its tail and ear were apparently bitten off, Russian officials said.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS. This ancient mammoth carcass isn't Hillary.Sorry. Never mind.

[ASIDE: I wonder if those teeth-marks can be matched to Bill?]