Stone Age Settlement Found Under English Channel

YAHOO/LIVESCIENCE:

Erosion on the floor of the English Channel is revealing the remains of a busy Stone Age settlement, from a time when Europe and Britain were still linked by land, a team of archaeologists says.

The site, just off the Isle of Wight, dates back 8,000 years, not long before melting glaciers filled in the Channel and likely drove the settlement's last occupants north to higher ground.

ER UM... WHY'D THE GLACIERS MELT, WAS IT BECAUSE OF MAN-MADE CO2, OR COULD IT HAVE BEEN ER UM YA KNOW... NATURAL!?!?

OH ER UM SORRY... NEVER MIND... THERE WAS NO MAN-MADE CO2 8000 YEARS AGO.

NEVER MIND. IT HAD TO BE NATURAL, BOTH THE GLACIATION AND THE RETREAT OF THE GLACIERS.

BOTH WARMING AND COOLING.

TO A DEGREE WE HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED IN CENTURIES.

ALL NATURAL.

GO FIGURE.