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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

WAR ON TERROR: DANISH TAX ON SODA REDUCED

The government in Denmark, and its faithful coalition partner - the rightwing anti-immigrant Danish Folkparty, are putting the final touches upon next years budget. It includes a significant reduction the tax on soda. You might ask "why is reducing the tax on soda so important to the Danish Folkparty?" Well you see, the Pakistani kiosk-mafia has been making tons of money smuggling soda into Denmark from Eastern Europe... and this is an effective way to take this source of illegal income away from these criminal gangs.

I'm sure area brand managers for Coca Cola and the likes will be glad they will no longer face so much competion from their own manufactiuring facilities in Poland...

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