"ARAFAT IS DEAD! Good riddance."
"Excuse me, can you repeat that please?"
"I said ARAFAT IS DEAD; GOOD RIDDANCE!"
"Excuse me, would you mind repeating that again, slowly and very loudly, please?"
"AR-A-FAT IS DEAD! GOOD RID-DANCE!"
"Please say it again?"
"What... are you DEAF, or do you think I am a LIAR, or do you have Alzheimer's or something!?"
"No. I hear perfectly fine, I'm sure you're as honest as the day is long, and my mind - thank God - is as sharp as a pin!"
"Then why are you making me repeat it over and over again!?"
"I just like the way it sounds!"
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