HERE'S THE SIMPLE REASON DEFUNDING OBAMACARE IS A BAD IDEA: IT WILL SOON COLLAPSE ON ITS OWN, SO: AVOID GETTING BLAME

DURING ROUGH EXTRA-MARITAL SEX, A HORNY DEMOCRAT POLITICIAN GOT A BITTEN ON HIS PENIS BY HIS INTERN/SEXTING PARTNER. 

IT GOT INFECTED. HE WENT TO HIS DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR SAID IT WOULD HAVE TO BE AMPUTATED. HE GOT A SECOND OPINION. THAT DOCTOR AGREED: IT WOULD HAVE TO BE AMPUTATED.  

NOT WILLING TO ACCEPT IT, HE WENT TO AN ALTERNATIVE MEDICIE GURU. THE GURU TOLD HIM THAT, "THE DOCTORS WERE WRONG. IT DID NOT HAVE TO BE AMPUTATED. 

IN TWO WEEKS, IT WOULD  FALL OFF BY ITSELF."

SO IT IS WITH OBAMACARE.

IT WILL COLLAPSE ON ITS OWN - AS ALL SOCIALIST PONZI SCHEMES COLLAPSE.

LIKE THE USSR AND DETROIT.

IT MAY VERY WELL NEVER REALLY GET OFF THE GROUND DUE TO ITS OWN RIDICULOUS, TEDIOUS, CUMBERSOME RUBEGOLDBERGIAN COMPLICATIONS.

SO, THE GOP OUGHT TO STAND ASIDE AND JUST WATCH THE INEVITABLE TRAIN WRECK.

AND SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO".

IF THE GOP MESSES WITH OBAMACARE AND IT FAILS, THEN OBAMA AND HIS COMRADES IN THE STATE-RUN MEDIA WILL BLAME THE GOP - AND ENOUGH OF THEIR SUPPORTERS WILL AGREE TO HELP THEM AT THE POLLS.