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Thursday, March 21, 2013

GLOBAL WARMING ALERT!!!!

For the first time since 1965, when the tradition began, the Motorcycle Tour up the Coast Road to open Bakken - the worlds Oldest Amusement Park - has been canceled. Our sources tell us the  Police are afraid  the aggressive driving habits  of middle aged bikers would tear up the streets and leave the IMF with intolerable repair bills, because the asphalt is "almost liquid after years of Global Warming."


UPDATE: Actually the Viking ride is being cancelled for the first time in one thousand and 48 years because of cold snowy weather.   Back to you Al...




2 comments:

Unknown said...

Look at the Sun activity.

Told a woman at the checkout now that we don't use plastic bags anymore the impact is really amazing.lol

Reliapundit said...

agw = tfbs.