THE MOONBAT CREED: A FEW EXAMPLES OF THEIR UTTERLY INSANE, AMORAL AND CONTRADICTORY FANTASIES

1 - LEFT: "BUSH IS SIMULTANEOUSLY CONTROLLED BY THE LIKUD, AND KADIMA, AND THE HOUSE OF SAUD, AND BIG OIL. AND ROVE."

FACT: THESE ARE GROUPS WHICH HAVE CONFLICTING INTERESTS.

FOR EXAMPLE, BIG OIL COULDN'T CARE LESS WHO THEY GET CRUDE FROM: CHAVEZ OR AHMADINEJAD OR PEMEX OR THE CANADIANS OR THE NORWEGIAN GOVERMENT. AND THEY'D LIKE MORE CRUDE, NOT LESS ON THE MARKET. THE HOUSE OF SAUD FEELS OTHERWISE.

IF ROVE JUST WANTED TO WIN ELECTIONS, THEN POLLING MIGHT INDICATE THAT HE'D ORDER HIS PUPPET TO WITHDRAW FROM IRAQ, AND MAYBE REDEPLOY TO SOUTH KOREA.

LIKUD AND KADIMA HAVE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED POLICIES. LUMPING THEM TOGETHER AS ONE "JOOOOO LOBBY" IS INSANE. AND ANTI-SEMITIC.

THEREFORE, ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THAT BUSH IS THIS GROUP'S PUPPET IS INSANE.

2 - LEFT: "BUSH - [WHO IS, ACCORDING TO THE LEFT, IS AN IDIOT CHIMP/PUPPET], WAS BEHIND THE 9/11 PLOT, (AS IF IT WAS THE BURNING OF THE REICHSTAG), BUT BINLADEN - [WHO HAS TAKEN CREDIT FOR 9/11 NUMEROUS TIMES, AND WAS LAUGHING ABOUT IT IN ONE VIDEO] - EITHER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT OR IS A TOOL OF THE BUSH CRIME FAMILY."

ANYONE WHO BELIVES THIS IS INSANE. WHY!? WELL, IT VIOLATES OCCAM'S RAZOR, AND IT VALUES OCCULTIST/CONSPIRACIST THEORIES OVER THE OBVIOUS, "ADMITTED TO", AND UNCONTESTED FACTS.

NEED MORE!? WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE A SIMPLE REALITY CHECK: EITHER BUSH IS THE GREATEST ACTOR EVER - (BETTER THAN RONALD REAGAN - AS HE GOT CHOKED UP AND PROMISED REVENGE AT GROUND ZERO ON 9/12, for example) - OR HE'S A IDIOT/PUPPET; HE CANNOT BE BOTH.

AND I ASK YOU: WAS BINLADEN WORKING FOR BUSH WHEN HE SHOT DOWN THAT BLACKHAWK IN SOMALIA, OR WHEN HE BLEW UP TWO OF OUR AFRICAN EMBASSIES IN 1998? OR WHEN HE BLEW UP KHOBAR TOWERS? CLINTON WAS PRESIDENT WHEN THESE THINGS HAPPENED. NOT ROVE. NOT CHENEY. NOT BUSH.

AND I ALSO ASK YOU: IS BINLADEN WORKING FOR BUSH ALONGSIDE THE HOUSE OF SAUD - WHO BINLADEN HATES - AND THE ZIONISTS - WHO BINLADEN HATES MORE!?

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. IT'S ALL INSANE.

3 - LEFT: "SADDAM WAS A TOOL OF THE USA."

FACT: SADDAM'S MILITARY EXCLUSIVELY USED SOVIET EQUIPMENT: MIGS, AK47'S, SOVIET TANKS, ETC.; HE HAD ABSOLUTELY NO USA HARDWARE. NONE. ZERO. BUPKUS. ZILCH. NADA. THE SHAH WAS OUR ALLY, NOT SADDAM - OR ANY BAATHIST/SOCIALIST REGIME (LIKE ASSAD'S) WHICH WERE ALL ALIGNED TO THE USSR - LIKE ARAFAT AND ABBAS, TOO.

WE SOLD MISSILES TO IRAN DURING THE IRAN-IRAQ WAR; HENCE THE REAGAN SCANDAL WAS CALLED IRAN-CONTRA, AND NOT IRAQ-CONTRA.

PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT SADDAM WAS EVER A TOOL OF THE USA ARE INSANE.

(THE MOST SANE COMMENT EVER MADE ABOUT THE IRAN-IRAQ WAR WAS MADE BY KISSINGER: "TOO BAD THEY BOTH CAN'T LOSE." I'D ARGUE THIS WAS THE USA'S POLICY.)

4 - LEFT: "PUBLISHING - (ON THE FRONT PAGE, MIND YOU) - CLASSIFIED SECRETS (WHICH PUBLICIZE SENSITIVE NATIONAL SECURITY PRACTICES DURING WARTIME) IS PATRIOTIC."

SHEESH.

5 - LEFT: "FDR - [WHO INTERNED 50,000 CITIZENS IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS DURING WW2], AND LINCOLN - [WHO SUSPENDED HABEUS CORPUS DURING THE CIVIL WAR], AND TRUMAN - [WHO SEIZED THE STEEL MILLS DURING THE KOREAN WAR], WERE GREAT MEN."

BUT BUSH WHO HASN'T EVEN BEEN ACCUSED OF DOING ANYTHING REMOTELY OF THAT DEGREE/LEVEL/KIND - IS A FASCIST AND A WAR CRIMINAL.

I COULD GO ON. I WON'T. TONIGHT.

BOTTOM-LINE: THEY'RE NUTS.

[ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE: THE LEFT THINKS THAT TERMINATING PREGNANCIES BY ABORTING THE HELPLESS AND UTTERLY DEPENDENT BABY GESTATING IN HER MOTHER'S WOMB IS OKAY, BUT THAT PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT THESE BABIES SHOULD BE BORN, (AND PERHAPS THEN GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION) ARE EVIL.

IT'S INSANE. I MEAN THE LEFT IS INSANE.]