Sunday, November 08, 2009

TRUTH IN COLORIZATION: LET'S STOP USING THE MISLEADING BLUE-STATE VERSUS RED-STATE COLOR SCHEME

IT'S SILLY FOR THE GOP TO BE RED.

IF ANYTHING, THE DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE RED SINCE THEIR THE PARTY OF COLLECTIVISM.

I THINK WE SHOULD USE DIFFERENT COLORS TO DESCRIBE A STATE'S POLITICAL LEANINGS.

INSTEAD OF RED - FOR GOP, AND BLUE FOR DEMOCRATS WE SHOULD USE COLORS WHICH RELATE MORE TO WHAT THE TWO PARTIES STAND FOR.

THE DEMOCRATS HAVE BECOME THE SOCIALIST PARTY; THEREFORE THEIR COLOR SHOULD BE PINK. THEY'RE PINKOS.

AND THE GOP STANDS FOR INDIVIDUALISM AND ALL THAT GOES WITH THAT: LIBERTY; INGENUITY, ACCOUNTABILITY - AND THE PROSPERITY WHICH IS THE BY-PRODUCT OF LIBERTY; THEREFORE THE GOP'S COLOR SHOULD BE GREEN - FOR MONEY, THE MONEY WE EARN FOR OURSELVES AND OUR FAMILIES.

THE TRADITIONALLY GREEN STATES HAVE LOWER TAXES, LOWER CRIME, LOWER ABORTION RATES, LOWER UNEMPLOYMENT AND A HIGHER STANDARD OF LIVING.

SO.... THIS IS WHAT AN ACCURATELY COLORIZED MAP OF THE 2008 ELECTION WOULD LOOK LIKE:



LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN!

LET'S START BY MAKING FLORIDA AND VIRGINA AND NEW JERSEY AND CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK AND MICHIGAN AND PENNSYLVANIA ALL GREEN IN 2010!

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