RUSH LIMBAUGH'S OUTRAGEOUS SPEAKING FEES AND ANTI-FREE PRESS RULES

WHO DOES RUSH THINK HE IS:

• 180,000 PER SPEECH.

• AND ONLY THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OPEN TO THE PRESS.

I REPEAT: WHO DOES RUSH THINK HE IS?! WHO!?

ER UM ... AL GORE, I GUESS.

YOU SEE, THIS REALLY AIN'T ABOUT RUSH. IT'S GORE.

GORE GETS $180,000 AND FORBIDS THE FREE PRESS.

IMAGINE THE HOWLING AND HARANGUING IN THE MSM IF IT WAS RUSH, AND NOT GORE (WHO GETS A PASS FROM THE MSM).

(BOTTOM-LINE: GORE IS A PHONY LYING SOB. HEY: I BETCHYA THAT RUSH HAS GIVEN MORE MONEY TO CHARITY, TOO!)