SIMONE RANTS ABOUT TOM COTTON

For sending a letter to Iran making clear the GOP won't put up with the autocracy's nuclear warfare program, Gail Simone's written some very unfunny tweets about a politician who served in Iraq while he was in the army:

Oh, man, I was going to get some cocoa, but @SenTomCotton sent a stern letter to Starbucks saying I had no authority to order hot drinks.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

Correction: you have no qualification for commenting on serious issues, and no business making jokes out of them. She's one of a very small portion who want to demonize Cotton for standing up to despots. Cotton served in the army, and with dignity. Simone probably never did.

Dear Smaug, We, the undersigned, don't know if you truly understand about negotiating with dirty cup thieves. Signed, @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

Dear King George, we totally don't think you should pay attention to that George Washington dude, he's mean. Signed, @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

I don't see why she need pay attention to Cotton if she doesn't like him.

I think @SenTomCotton is the guy who pulled the school fire alarm when he didn't get to play in Little League.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

I think Simone is an ostrich who puts her head in the sand. I guess Russia's own weaponry development during the Cold War was no big deal either, eh?

Right now, @SenTomCotton is giving an IHOP waitress a bad lecture on the Bill of Rights instead of a tip.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

I think Simone's the bad lecturer here. She makes a very bad comedian too at this point.

Boy,if Tiger Beat ever starts spotlighting the hottest creeps undermining our foreign policy, @SenTomCotton will be on every cover.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

If there were a magazine highlighting apologists, Simone should be in every feature story about them.

I am of the opinion that if someone actually read the constitution to @SenTomCotton, he'd burst into flames.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

"Dear WWII, I am not sure if you are a country but the constitution and my mom say I should be president. THANKS! Signed, @SenTomCotton"
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

Simone is long past the point where her "jokes" are becoming unforgivably disgusting.

Also, I was trying to figure out which kind of dinosaur @SenTomCotton reminded me of and SURPRISE! It's a brachiosaurus!
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

If she brings to mind any dinos, it'd probably be a stegosaurus, which is pretty slow on the uptake.

I am worried that @SenTomCotton will remain popular with his sauropod base, being a home town brachiosaurus, even though he hates the law.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

I'm coming to the conclusion Simone hates justice, and turns her back on innocent women in Iran who've been tortured by the regime's autocrats.

Honest to god, I am not trying to be mean, but doesn't @SenTomCotton look like they put a suit on the Jurassic Park sequel?
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

He should never be president, what if he interrupts delicate trade negotiations to high-branch forage? @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

And Simone should never have to write books like Birds of Prey ever again. Besides, she's already decidedly given clues she's not exactly a Black Canary fan, if that matters.

That would explain that haircut, holy CRAP. @NewMutant @SenTomCotton
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

Dear @SenTomCotton, do you deny being a walnut-brained, homeothermic brachiosaurus? Also, could you explain the Constitution to my cat?
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

Dear dear. That amounts to trolling against Mr. Cotton. Not very ethical, I don't think.

WOW. @SenTomCotton is not new to condescending to people, holy crap. Read THIS chunk of bullshit: http://t.co/ywQDo51FQ3
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

So says somebody who turns her back to far worse, more serious issues.

TELL me he's not about to chew some healthy leaves off a high branch using his long, articulated neck. @SenTomCotton pic.twitter.com/JfxNIXRiBU
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

This is basically online harrassment. Very poor example. Sigh.

My feeling is that @SenTomCotton is the Die Hard movie even Bruce Willis turned down.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 10, 2015

And with her startling biases, Simone is the writer whom everybody's going to turn down in sales within time, and those who do read her books will have to take everything she writes with a grain of salt. While we're on the topic, she also wrote:

I am the only person not included on the Avengers: Age of Ultron poster. Me and Winston Churchill and he's totally dead or something.
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) March 11, 2015

If she's a fan of Churchill, I wonder what she'll think when she finds out what he said about Islamofascism in The River War? This is some of the most shameful, pointless drivel she's written to date.