OBAMA SELECTS VAGINA WITH DARK SKIN PIGMENTATION AS NEXT ATTORNEY GENERAL

OBAMA HAS SELECTED LORETTA LYNCH, WHO IS DESCRIBED BY THE NYTIMES AS A "BROOKLYN PROSECUTOR":

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SHE WAS NOT SELECTED BECAUSE SHE WAS FROM BROOKLYN - (WHICH, LIKE OBAMA'S HOMETOWN CHICAGO, IS HIGHLY RACIALLY SEGREGATED AND A MECCA FOR GANG- AND DRUG- RELATED VIOLENCE).

LYNCH WAS SELECTED BECAUSE SHE HAS A VAGINA AND IS AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

SHE MAY VERY WELL BE THE MOST QUALIFIED LIBERAL BLACK FEMALE, BUT I WISH SUCH CHARACTERISTICS WERE NOT IMPORTANT.

SHE WAS SELECTED SO OBAMA COULD SAY HE NOMINATED THE FIRST BLACK FEMALE TO EVER HOLD THE POSITION.

WHEN WILL THIS NATION GET BACK TO SELECTING PEOPLE FOR HIGH OFFICE BASED ON THE CONTENT OF THEIR CHARACTER AND NOT THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN AND THE SHAPE OF THEIR GENITALS!?!?!?

IF ANOTHER DEMOCRAT IS EVER ELECTED POTUS, WILL WE HAVE TO SEE THE FIRST TRANSGENDER NOMINEES?!!?!?

WILL THE FIRST TRANS-SPECIES NOMINEES BE FAR BEHIND!?!?

SURE: AN ADDICTED LESBIAN, ATHEIST, HANDICAPPED MAN-BEAR-PIG....

IF THERE'S A SCOTUS OPENING IN THE NEXT 2 YEARS, I NOW FULLY EXPECT OBAMA TO NOMINATE  THE FIRST LEFT-HANDED HERNIATED TRANSGENDER, MUSLIM HOPI INDIAN.

MAYBE EVEN A FOREIGNER.

SHEESH....

I WISH HE HAD INSTEAD SELECTED LORETTA LYNN: