Wait, what are you saying, Ladies? You've never heard that adage?
Well, get used to it, because it's going to become a reality of your life. In California schools, starting January 1, 2014, any boy who declares himself to be of the female gender will be allowed to use the female bathrooms and showers.
If he has to take a pee, he has to shake his penis to get the excess drops off.
Are we going to have to have rules to declare how many shakes a young girl-boy is allowed before the School District considers his behavior masturbatory?
Who the fuck knows?
And after January 1st, when girls catch boys masturbating in the women's room, there is going to be a huge shift in the perceived burden of proof, isn't there?
Anyway, check this out:
After a female shopper in Tulsa, Okla., caught a half-naked man masturbating in a Walmart ladies’ room, she decided to publicly shame him and chase him into the parking lot, eventually leading to his arrest after she recorded his license plate.
After shopper Beth Davis spotted Brian Hounslow acting inappropriately in the bathroom, she attempted to alert Walmart employees, shouting about “a naked man in the bathroom masturbating” for several minutes. When employees failed to address the situation, Hounslow headed towards the store exit and Davis followed him with her smartphone’s camera rolling.
Because of corporate protocol of not physically detaining customers, the store allowed Hounslow to leave, but that did not stop Davis from chasing him into the parking lot and photographing his license plate before he sped away. Hounslow was later arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
“Who gets up at 8:30 in the morning and decides they’re going to go to Walmart, take off all their clothes and masturbate in the women’s bathroom?”
Davis asked KJRH, Tulsa’s NBC affiliate. “How could you think you weren’t going to get caught?”
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