Wednesday, November 07, 2012

The Most Important Issue In This Political Election Season Was "Having My Own Reality TV Show So I Can Be Famous Just Like Honey Boo Boo"


You know those polls where they ask the American Public "what is most important issue to you", and they say "The Economy"?!?

Well, I just figured something out.

If the Polling companies had added in a category for "Having My Own Reality TV Show So I Can Be Famous Just Like Honey Boo Boo", then that would have been the most important issue to the American Public this election season.

We might as well face it, we live in Idiocracy now.

We live in a country full of people who don't know what's in their own self-interest. A people who do not know what's good for them is just this side of suicide.

Honey Boo Boo and her friends can't get a job, and that isn't the fault of the bad economy, stifled by socialist policies, NO!

The problem is, the Government won't give them a job.

If Obama wants to be popular the next four years, he ought to start a government program to make sure that every single American gets their own Reality TV Show on E! Television.

Cuz, your own Reality TV Show, That's a job, right?

It's a job and you're famous. That's everything anyone could ever want in the America we find ourselves in today.

That's some high-gear visionary Socialism.

Welcome to the Banana Republic of Barack Obama and Honey Boo Boo.

Carl's Jr.: Fuck You. I'm Eating.


6 comments:

  1. ULTIMATELY THE TRUTH AND JUSTICE AND GOODNESS WILL WIN.

    THIS IS A SET BACK.

    IT MAY VERY SOON LEAD TO A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE THAT WILL CONVERT ALL TO THE RIGHT SIDE.

    CHIN UP.

    WE FIGHT FOR RIGHT AND PRAY TO WIN.

    DON'T GIVE UP.

    NEVER. NEVER.

    NEVER. NEVER. NEVER.

    REMEMBER WHAT BRITAIN SUFFERED.

    AND THEY NEVER GAVE UP.

    WE CAN WIN AS THEY DID.

    THIS WAS JUST OUR DUNKIRK.

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  2. Does that mean I get to go out and kill all the Honey Boo Boo in America? Cuz the Brits got to retaliate against their enemies.

    Our Enemy is within.

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  3. Khloe Kardahian is the Cinderella of "America".

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  4. nonsense.

    relax. regroup. rethink.

    and retake!

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  5. u sound pathetic.

    defeatist.

    inane.

    that will never reform the gop or convert leftists.

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