I WILL KISS TINA FEY'S ASS IN MACY'S WINDOW IF JIM LEHRER ASKS A QUESTION ABOUT FAST & FURIOUS AT THE FIRST DEBATE

JUST SAYING.

IT'S A DOMESTIC ISSUE THAT INVOLVES DRUG WAR AND GUN CONTROL.

AND A WHITE HOUSE THAT IS STONEWALLING, IF NOT LYING.

BUT JIM WON'T GO THERE BECASUE IT WILL HURT OBAMA AND

BECAUSE HE IS A MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING OF THE LEGACY MEDIA

HE WON'T GO THERE.

YOU SEE, THE LEHRER PROGRAM -

WHILE POSING AS "OBJECTIVE" -

HAS BEEN A LIBERAL BASTION FOR DECADES;

IN FACT, THE RECENTLY FIRED WASHINGTON BUREAU CHIEF OF YAHOO NEWS -

(DAVID CHALIAN, WHO WAS FIRED FOR GETTING CAUGHT ON A HOT MIC' SAYING,

 "They're not concerned at all. They're happy to have a party with black people drowning," ) -

HAD BEEN AT THE LEHRER NEWS HOUR FOR ABOUT A DECADE.

(BTW: I WONT MIND LOSING THIS BET. FEY HAS A NICE ASS! BUT YOU GET MY POINT.)