IS ALEC BALDWIN SCHIZOID?

MAYBE.

HERE'S WHY I THINK SO:

HE ASSAULTED A DAILY NEWS PHOTOGRAPHER SENT TO COVER HIM AFTER HE GOT HIS MARRIAGE LICENSE - APPARENTLY BECAUSE HE LIKES HIS PRIVACY.

THEN - LATER THAT DAY - HE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN ON THE LETTERMAN SHOW.

SEEMS LIKE INSANE BEHAVIOR TO ME.

PROTECTING YOU PRIVACY BY ASSAULTING SOMEONE TAKING YOUR PHOTO ON A PUBLIC STREET, AND THEN DISREGARDING YOUR PRIVACY IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON NATIONAL TV.

INSANE.  AND DANGEROUSLY VIOLENT. AND INSANE.


THIS IS PERHAPS WHY ALEC BALDWIN MAKES SUCH A GOOD LEFTIST.