Thursday, May 31, 2012

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THE BATH SALT ZOMBIES?

THERE SEEMS TO BE AN EMERGING BATH SALT ZOMBIE PROBLEM:
Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot. Zombie. 
First, there was the face-eating drugged-out cannibal in Miami. 
Then there was the body-part mailing, gay cannibal snuff-film porn star in Ottawa. 
And now some devil-possessed woman in San Antonio has hacked apart her infant’s head and feasted on his brains.
WHAT IF ALL THESE HORRIFIC ATTACKS ARE CAUSED BY NEW DRUG - THE NEW LSD, AKA "BATH SALTS", THEN WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

SUGGESTION:

GIVE IT TO OUR HARDCORE, THREE-TIME LOSER PRISON POPULATION AND AIR-DROP THEM INTO WAZIRISTAN.

IT WOULD BE LIKE "PREDATOR VERSUS ALIEN":



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6 comments:

  1. Green Eagle2:31 PM

    Finally, a really good idea from the Astute ones. I only want to suggest that you need to have an opinion poll here about what country they should be dropped into. There are only so many prisoners in the U.S. and there are so many hellholes. We can't afford to waste our drug crazed madmen.

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  2. Pastorius3:45 PM

    I'm glad you like the idea.

    But, I don't understand your use of the word, "finally".

    We have the highest good idea to pixel ratio of any blog on the net.

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  3. Reliapundit6:38 PM

    :)

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  4. Always On Watch9:27 AM

    Another case of cannibalism, this time in Maryland.

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  5. Stephen Morgan5:54 PM

    I've noticed that all the zombies are non white..

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  6. Reliapundit7:37 PM

    not the canadian porn guy.

    besides: i don't think race is an issue here.

    and also: in night of the living dead the hero was black.

    looked like obama as a matter of fact.

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