HOW WE'LL KNOW THE GLOBAL WAR AGAINST ISLAMO-TERROR IS REALLY OVER

OBAMA AND HIS COMRADES THINK THE WAR IS OVER.

THEY'RE WRONG.

THE RECENT PANTIE-BOMBER PLOT AND THE RECENT ASSASSINATION OF THE TALIBAN'S SENIOR NEGOTIATOR PROVE THAT THE ENEMY IS STILL ON THE ATTACK.

SO HOW WILL WE KNOW WHEN THE WAR IS REALLY OVER?

SIMPLE:

THE WAR AGAINST ISLAMO-FASCISM IS LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM TO DO A NUMBER TWO:

YOU GOTTA KEEP WIPING UNTIL YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING.