COLOMBIAN HOTTIES: GUARANTEED TO EXCITE THE SECRET SERVICE AND GUARANTEED NOT HALAL

COLOMBIAN WOMEN ARE GORGEOUS AND GUARANTEED NOT HALAL - SO FAR.

ISLAMISTS ARE MAKING INROADS IN VENEZUELA AND ARGENTINA AND BOLIVIA, BUT NOT COLOMBIA - YET.

FOR THE SAKE OF THEIR WOMEN, I HOPE THEY NEVER DO!

PERHAPS THIS IS WHY A DOZEN MEMBERS OF THE SECRET SERVICE GOT CARRIED AWAY:

CATALINA OTALVARO:

JESSICA CEDIEL:

SANDRA VALENCIA: