OBAMA'S LAST THREE CHANCES TO WIN RE-ELECTION

ACTUALLY, HE MUST DO AT LEAST TWO OUT OF THE THREE FOLLOWING THINGS:

1.  BOMB IRAN
2.  NAME HILLARY VEEP
3.  CONVERT TO JUDAISM

HE'LL PROBABLY DO NONE OF THE ABOVE.

HE'S PROBABLY PRAYING 5x A DAY THAT ISRAEL ATTACKS IRAN - SO HE CAN BLAME THEM FOR WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT.