IF CONGRESS PASSED A LAW MAKING STRING BEANS MEAT... WOULD STRING BEANS BECOME MEAT?

NOPE.

NEITHER CAN MARRIAGE EVER BE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER.

DESPITE WHAT CAREER POLITICIANS DO -  WHEN PRESSED BY GRAMSCIANESQUE AGITATION/INTEREST GROUPS -  AND WHICH IS CONTRARY TO A MAJORITY OF THE ELECTORATE.

AS LINCOLN SAID, "JUST BECAUSE YOU CALL A DOG'S TAIL A LEG, DOESN'T MAKE IT A LEG."

RECOGNIZING HOMOSEXUAL CONTRACTUAL RIGHTS IS FINE.

BUT I FEEL THAT CALLING IT "MARRIAGE" IS MASS HYSTERIA, AND COULD HAVE BAD UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES.

RECOGNIZING HOMOSEXUAL CONTRACTUAL RIGHTS MIGHT BE ENBOURGEOISIFICATION AND CREATE MORE STABLE RELATIONSHIPS, OR IT COULD DEMOLISH A  3000 YEAR OLD INSTITUTION THAT UNDERPINS THE FAMILY, THAT UNDERPINS OUR CIVILIZATION.

I GUESS WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT...