HERE ARE SOME POSSIBLE RUNNING MATES FOR NEWT

GINGRICH-SCOZZAFAVA

GINGRICH-SHARPTON

GINGRICH-PELOSI

GINGRICH-ARAFAT

UPDATE: OVER AT PJM, THEY ASKED READERS WHO MIGHT BE THE BEST VEEP FOR NEWT: HERE IS ONE OF THE COMMENTS:

2. Frank Martin

I’d pay good money to watch Newt Gingrich debate Newt Gingrich. I’d even pay to watch the next day after the Gingrich v. Gingrich debate when Newt Gingrich complain about Newt Gingrich and how he really won the debate and how “frankly he’s disappointed” that we could see it any other way.

Sidebar: You know what cracks me up about South Carolina? It’s how the guy who has always dogged by a slander of polygamy was just beat by a guy who actually had three wives. Not all at once of course, but what was once an automatic disqualification has now become a career advancement and a way to get your message out by having your ex-wife campaign against you. End Sidebar

Now to your question,”Who would be Newt Gingrich’s VP?”

I believe we can apply the following filter to that problem:

1. Cant be anyone he’s ever worked with or knows him personally(no one in this category will return his calls today.)
2. Cant be anyone who actually wants to accomplish anything in politics.
3. Cant be anyone with a sense of personal shame.
4. Cant be anyone with anything else to do or desire to do anything ever again.

There is one man who fits this filter, but Vice President Biden has already pledged himself to the Obama campaign.