PERFECT METAPHOR FOR OWS:

Occupy Wall Street demonstrators in Lower Manhattan have finally landed something they've badly needed: portable toilets.

For seven weeks, the occupiers of Zuccotti Park -- a block from Wall Street -- were mostly relying on fast-food restaurants and the kindness of other establishments to do their personal business. But neighbors complained to public officials, including Mayor Michael Bloomberg, that demonstrators were also urinating and defecating outdoors.

The group’s website announced Friday afternoon that Occupy Wall Street “is providing access to porta-potties in a private, well-lit space with 24-hour security, only 2 blocks away from the square.”

The announcement said the portable toilets would be “maintained by a professional service” and that volunteers would be blanketing the park with fliers directing people to the facilities.

... The portable toilets are located on a loading dock of the United Teachers Federation building that the protesters have been using to store supplies donated from around the country.

OF COURSE, THESE TOILETS ARE BEING PAID FOR BY AN ANONYMOUS DONOR.

BECAUSE THESE SOCIALIST PARASTITES CAN'T EVEN WIPE THEIR OWN ASSES WITHOUT A NANNY.