OBAMA AND THE SHOVEL

• OBAMA NOW ADMITS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SHOVEL READY PROJECT.

• HE JOKES ABOUT IT - A TRILLION WASTED DOLLARS LATER.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IS SHOVEL READY:

• THE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OUT OF OBAMA'S MOUTH. NOW THAT IS SHOVEL READY!

• AND ANOTHER THING: IN 2012, WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO BURY THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION! YUP, IN 2012, HIS ADMINISTRATION WILL BE SHOVEL READY!

CAN'T WAIT. I HOPE WE SURVIVE UNTIL THEN!