SUGGESTION TO THE ACADEMY: ADD ONE MORE OSCAR CATEGORY

The OSCARS (c) always do a pretty good "IN MEMORIAM" montage.

I think they ought to build this category up and give an OSCAR (c) for BEST DEAD MEMBER OF THE ACADEMY.

Just kidding.

The show was awful.

ALSO:

I think the winners ought to stop saying, "I SHARE THIS AWARD WITH..." because they DON'T mean it: you know they won't actually share the award with anyone; they're gonna keep the dang thing on their own mantle.