SUGGESTION: LET'S START A NEW TRADITION FOR SUMMER - BASED ON GROUNDHOG DAY: MANBEARPIG DAY

On Groundhog Day, a groundhog predicts whether we get 6 more weeks of Winter, or if we're gonna get an early Spring.

We ought to do the same thing in Summer: on the first Monday in August, Al Gore can pop out of a hole in the ground and predict 6 more weeks of summer - due to man-made global warming of course.