HERE'S HOW YOU GET THE UNIONS TO CLEAR THE SNOW: PUT THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT ON COMMISSION!

IT'S SEEMS THE UNION WAS EFFIN WITH US: THEY SLOWED DOWN THE SNOW CLEAN-UP TO SEND A MESSAGE.

IF TRUE, THEN THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HEADS SHOULD ROLL.

BLOOMBERG SHOULD FIRE THEM ALL.

LOT'S OF FOLKS HAVE SNARKY SOLUTIONS.

BUT HERE'S HOW YOU REALLY END NYC'S SNOWED-IN STREET PROBLEM FOREVER:

• THE SANITATION WORKERS GET A COMMISSION FOR EVERY TON THEY REMOVE, AND THE RATE DECLINES EACH DAY THAT THERE IS A STREET WITH SNOW ON IT.

• TIE-IN THEIR BENEFITS TO THIS.

END OF PROBLEM.