CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GREAT THE USA WOULD BE IF LIBERAL POLICIES DIDN'T SUCK?

IMAGINE: THE USA A LIBERAL UTOPIA.

INTERNATIONAL VERSION:

• IF BIG GOVERNMENT WAS THE ANSWER, THEN

• THE USSR WOULD BE THE RICHEST NATION ON EARTH,

• FLORIDIANS WOULD RISK THEIR LIVES TO SWIM TO CUBA,

• MERKEL WOULD BE THE PREMIER OF EAST GERMANY,

• NORTH KOREA WOULD BUILD A WALL TO KEEP SOUTH KOREANS OUT.