DUDE: GERMAN MARRIES HIS .. CAT?!?!?

BBC:

A German man has unofficially married his cat after the animal fell ill and vets told him it might not live much longer, Bild newspaper reports.

It says Uwe Mitzscherlich, 39, paid an actress 300 euros (£260,$395) to officiate at the ceremony, as marrying an animal is illegal in Germany.

Mr Mitzscherlich said he had wanted to tie the knot before his asthmatic cat Cecilia died.

The cat and groom have lived together for 10 years.

WHAT'S NEXT!? MARRYING YOUR DEAD CAT!?

YES, VIRGINIA; THERE IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE. AND MARRYING YOUR CAT IS UNNATURAL AND WRONG. AND A HEALTHY SOCIETY CAN MAKE THAT CLEAR TO ITS MEMBERS.

THE BIBLE DESCRIBES ANOTHER ERA LIKE THIS ONE IN WHICH LAWLESSNES WAS RAMPANT:

Judges 21:25 (New King James Version)

²⁵ In those days there was no king in Israel; everyone did what was right in his own eyes.

OR AS THE SATANISTS SAY: "DO WHAT THOU WILT IS THE WHOLE OF THE LAW."

THE FOUNDING FATHERS THROW OFF THE CHAINS OF TYRANNY, BUT THEY WERE NOT ANARCHISTS; THEY BELIEVED IN GOD AND NATURAL LAW.

THEY KNEW THAT LIBERTY WITHOUT NATURAL LAW IS LIBERTINAGE.

TODAY'S POMO LEFTISTS ARE NOT LIBERTARIANS; THEY ARE LIBERTINES.