Sources close to the Secretary General of the UN have informed The Astute Bloggers that a comprehensive peace plan has been agreed upon by the Gang of Four.
According to this agreement Peace in Our Time, and the rescue of the Global Construction Industry, has been secured without the intervention of Extraterrestrial Forces.
It all started when New York Mayor Bloomberg agreed to a petition from the Haudenosaunee to cease contruction of Skyscrapers in New York. According to the Mayor's office, all existing Skyscrapers will be laid down and converted to Longhouses. As soon as the present owners can secure 120% financing via AIG, the entire portfolio of buildings constructed (illegally of course) since 1646 will be deeded to the Haudenosaunee.
Meanwhile, the Chinese have agreed with the Dalai Lama to cease all construction activity in Tibet, and commence their exit from the Occupied Territories at the beginning of the next Chinese New Year.
Remarkably, the Governor of Texas, Rick Perry, has agreed to return 48% of Texas - also known as the Occupado - to Mexico. The Right of Return program for the 55 million Mexican descendants of the "Alamo 17" will continue unabated.
Regional differences of opinion, for example Kashmir; the border between Columbia and Venezuela; Kuril Islands; The Falklands etc. have been deemed of minor significance.
Therefore, if Israel would just surrender the whole world would be perfect.
According to this agreement Peace in Our Time, and the rescue of the Global Construction Industry, has been secured without the intervention of Extraterrestrial Forces.
It all started when New York Mayor Bloomberg agreed to a petition from the Haudenosaunee to cease contruction of Skyscrapers in New York. According to the Mayor's office, all existing Skyscrapers will be laid down and converted to Longhouses. As soon as the present owners can secure 120% financing via AIG, the entire portfolio of buildings constructed (illegally of course) since 1646 will be deeded to the Haudenosaunee.
Meanwhile, the Chinese have agreed with the Dalai Lama to cease all construction activity in Tibet, and commence their exit from the Occupied Territories at the beginning of the next Chinese New Year.
Remarkably, the Governor of Texas, Rick Perry, has agreed to return 48% of Texas - also known as the Occupado - to Mexico. The Right of Return program for the 55 million Mexican descendants of the "Alamo 17" will continue unabated.
Regional differences of opinion, for example Kashmir; the border between Columbia and Venezuela; Kuril Islands; The Falklands etc. have been deemed of minor significance.
Therefore, if Israel would just surrender the whole world would be perfect.
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