Wednesday, July 29, 2009

YOU MIGHT BE A LEFTIST IF YOU BELIEVE...

... IN ANY OF THIS CRAP:
  • THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS MAN-MADE AND CAUSED BY C02
  • AND THAT GUN CONTROL LOWERS CRIME
  • AND THAT THE UN IS EFFECTIVE
  • AND THAT BUSH LIED
  • AND THAT RENDITION WAS INVENTED BY BUSH AND IS BAD
  • AND THAT THE TURKEY WAS PLASTIC
  • AND THAT IRAQIS WERE BETTER OFF UNDER SADDAM
  • AND THAT TALKING TO IRAN WILL WORK
  • AND THAT WATER-BOARDING IS TORTURE EVEN THOUGH ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES ARE ROUTINELY WATER-BOARDED DURING TRAINING
  • AND THAT GORBACHEV WON THE COLD WAR FOR THE WEST DESPITE REAGAN
  • AND THAT IN THE MIDDLE EAST ISRAEL IS THE PROBLEM
  • AND THAT TALKING TO NORTH KOREA WILL WORK
  • AND THAT RAISING TAXES IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY
  • AND THAT ASKING PEOPLE TO SHOW VALID ID BEFORE VOTING IS BAD FOR THE ELECTORAL PROCESS
  • AND THAT WE SPEND TO MUCH ON NATIONAL DEFENSE AND THE PENTAGON
  • AND THAT A NATIONAL HEATHCARE SYSTEM WOULD BE RUN BETTER THAN THE IRS AND THE POST OFFICE AND THE DHS AND THE SEC AND FANNIE MAE
  • AND THAT WE'RE NOT SOCIALIST ENOUGH
  • AND THAT LIBERAL SCOTUS DECISIONS ARE WRITTEN IN STONE, BUT THAT BAD THINGS IN THE CONSTITUTION - MANY THE RESULT OF BEING WRITTEN BY WHITE SLAVE-HOLDERS - MEAN IT'S CONVENIENTLY ALSO A "LIVING DOCUMENT"
  • AND THAT NMD DOESN'T WORK AND SHOULDN'T BE DEPLOYED ANYWHERE
  • AND THAT CLINTON DIDN'T COMMIT PERJURY AND EVEN IF HE DID FELONIES ARE NOT IMPEACHABLE
  • AND THAT THE GOVERNMENT OUGHT TO DECIDE HOW MUCH PEOPLE GET PAID
  • AND THAT FOR THE FIRST 22 WEEKS A PREGNANT WOMAN IS NOT CARRYING A HUMAN LIFE
  • AND THAT CO2 IS TOXIC
  • AND THAT WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER - EVEN WHEN WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • AND THAT TALKRADIO AND FOX ARE UNFAIR AND NEED TO BE CENSORED, OR AT LEAST IGNORED
  • AND THAT SHINSEKI WAS FIRED FOR SAYING WE NEEDED 600,000 TROOPS TO WIN IN IRAQ (EVEN THOUGH PETRAEUS AND THE SURGE PROVED WE DIDN'T NEED THAT MANY!)
  • AND THAT TEDDY IS NOT A MURDERER WHO GOT AWAY WITH BECAUSE OF HIS CONNECTIONS
  • AND THAT THE SURGE DIDN'T WORK
  • AND THAT JIMMY CARTER WAS A GOOD PRESIDENT AND IS OUR BEST EX-PRESIDENT
  • AND THAT GLOBALIZATION AND FREE TRADE IS BAD FOR PEOPLE
  • AND THAT CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE AS DANGEROUS AS JIHADISTS
  • AND THAT FANNIE MAE AND THE CRA HAD VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH THE CURRENT CRISIS
  • AND THAT EUROPE AND CANADA HAVE A BETTER HEALTHCARE SYSTEM THAN OURS
  • AND THAT OBAMA WON BECAUSE HE'S "THE ONE", AND NOT BECAUSE HE OUTSPENT MCCAIN 8-1 DURING A RECESSION.
  • AND THAT THE STIMULUS WAS NECESSARY AND GOOD AND HAS HELPED
  • AND THAT OBAMACARE WILL IMPROVE CARE, INCREASE COVERAGE AND LOWER COSTS.
IF YOU BELIEVE THESE THINGS THEN YOU ARE WRONG ON THE FACTS AND A DUPE.

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