Monday, June 01, 2009

Forget Guns and Ammo, It’s Time to Hoard Ink Pens

When it became clear that Barack Obama would be elected president of the United States, Americans began to buy guns and ammunition at a record pace. With the Consumer Products Safety Commission expected to make an important decision tomorrow about the future of the lowly ink pen, Americans might want to consider hoarding ink pens. For all of the stINKy details, click here.

No comments:

Post a Comment