AS THE NORKS CAUSE HAVOC, WHERE IN THE WORLD IS BARRY HUSSEIN OBAMA!?

ITEM #1: N Korea 'restarts nuclear plant'

US spy satellites have detected signs that North Korea has restarted its nuclear plant.

A South Korean newspaper said the satellites detected steam coming from a reprocessing facility at North Korea's main Yongbyon nuclear plant.

The paper cited an unnamed South Korean government source.

The report comes two days after the communist North carried out an underground nuclear test.

AS NORTH KOREA UNBALANCES THE ALREADY TEETERING REGION, WHAT DES OBAMA DO?!

HE ANNOUNCES HIS SCOTUS PICK: A "LATINA"; (TRANSLATION: THAT'S A HISPANIC LIBERAL WITH A VAGINA.)

AND WHERE DOES HE HEAD!?

SAUDI ARABIA. (WILL HE BOW DOWN TO THE KING AGAIN?)

I'M GLAD HE HAS HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT.

SHEESH.