SPECIAL OLYMPICS CHAMP BOWLS BETTER THAN OBAMA

HIS NAME IS KOLAN MCCONIUGHEY:

• HE HAS BOWLED FIVE PERFECT GAMES AND AVERAGES OVER 200 PER GAME.

• HE'S POST-RACIAL: A BLACK WITH WHITE PARENTS.

• HE EMBODIES EVERYTHING THAT OBAMA SUPPOSEDLY STANDS FOR -
  

• ONLY BY HIS UNSCRIPTED OFF-THE-CUFF COMMENTS OBAMA HAS PROVEN ONCE AGAIN THAT HE'S A PHONY AND THAT WHEN HE SAYS HE'S FOR THE UNDERPRIVILEGED HE'S LYING SACK OF SHIT.

MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT KOLAN IN THE OVAL OFFICE.

HE COULDN'T DO ANY WORSE THAN OBAMA HAS!